grapejellyking:

yasgawd:

if my boyfriend came on a donut i would eat it

(via whothefuckisamine)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

• 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
• 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
• 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

blinkanditsover:

It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.

wouldn’t it be a-circle

(via c-o-r-a-l-b-l-u-s-h)